Waiter

If you do dance, the cooks want to know - so they can be brought out of the kitchen. They missed it last year.

Peterman

My friends, a toast. As the wolly-haired Melanasians of Papua, New Guinea once said, (Makes a series of clicking and popping sounds. The music starts up) All right! Who's dancing? (No one makes a gesture that they intend to dance) No one? Alright, I'll just have to get things started. (Grabs a female employee, and starts dancing with her. The crowd is impressed)

Zach

Hi, I'm Zach.

Elaine

Hi, I'm miserable. (They both laugh)

Manager

Excuse me, Sir. What are you doing?