Manager

Excuse me, Sir. What are you doing?

George

(Acting innocent) I'm all set.

Manager

(Pointing) Did you take that book with you into the bathroom?

George

(Not sure what the answer should be) What do you want to hear?

George

They made me buy it.. A hundred bucks this thing cost me. (Gesturing to the book) How dare they?! I got news for you, if it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books.