George

They made me buy it.. A hundred bucks this thing cost me. (Gesturing to the book) How dare they?! I got news for you, if it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books.

Jerry

(Sarcastic) Yeah. I understand Guttenberg used to spend a lot of time in there.

George

They're selling coffee, bran muffins.. you're surrounded by reading material. It's entrapment!

Jerry

(Reading the cover of the book George was forced to buy) 'French Impressionist Paintings'?

George

I find the soothing pastorial images very conduc-