Cashier

It's been in the bathroom.

George

It says that on the computer?

Cashier

Please take it home. We don't want it near the other books.

George

(Outraged. Leaving) Well, you just lost a lot of business! Because I love to read!

Jerry

(To himself) I don't believe this! (Walks over to a security guard) Excuse me, I wonder if you could do me a favor? My uncle's having a little problem with shoplifting..