George

It says that on the computer?

Cashier

Please take it home. We don't want it near the other books.

George

(Outraged. Leaving) Well, you just lost a lot of business! Because I love to read!

Jerry

(To himself) I don't believe this! (Walks over to a security guard) Excuse me, I wonder if you could do me a favor? My uncle's having a little problem with shoplifting..

Guard

Mm-hmm. Where's your uncle?