George

(Outraged. Leaving) Well, you just lost a lot of business! Because I love to read!

Jerry

(To himself) I don't believe this! (Walks over to a security guard) Excuse me, I wonder if you could do me a favor? My uncle's having a little problem with shoplifting..

Guard

Mm-hmm. Where's your uncle?

Jerry

(Pointing) He's over there in the overcoat. If you could just kind of put a scare into him.. You know, set him straight..

Gaurd

(Into his walkie-talkie) We have a 51-50 in paperbacks. All units respond.