Jerry

So, even though you're not really going out with this guy, he's cheating on you?

Elaine

That is correct. But here's the beauty part - now I stand up for myself by telling everybody I'm dumping his sorry ass, and I'm the office-

Jerry

(Butting in) Tina Turner?

Elaine

(Accepting) Alright.

George

Well, I've to every Brentano's. This thing's flagged in every database in town!