Elaine

Oh. Well, you know, I had planned to uh-

Peterman

(Cutting her off) No buts, Elaine. Or I will strip you of your 'associate' status. (Goes to leave) Uh, P.S., the first twenty-four hours are the worst. Better bring a poncho.

Helen

It was a crime of passion.

Leo

If anyone betrays me, I never forget.

Helen

He won't last a day in prison.