Peterman

(Cutting her off) No buts, Elaine. Or I will strip you of your 'associate' status. (Goes to leave) Uh, P.S., the first twenty-four hours are the worst. Better bring a poncho.

Helen

It was a crime of passion.

Leo

If anyone betrays me, I never forget.

Helen

He won't last a day in prison.

Leo

(Leo has 'Jerry' written on the fingers his right hand, and 'Hello' written on his left. He's doing pull-ups) Jerry. Hello. Jerry. Hello. Jerry. (Turns to the right, yelling out) Answer that damn phone!