The Bookstore Season 9, Episode 17

Rebecca

(Opens the cover of the book) Oh, wait a second. (Certain) This book has been in the bathroom.

George

(Nervous) Wh-what are you talking about? That - that's rediculous.

Rebecca

It's been flagged. I know. I used to work in a Brentano's. Mister, we're trying to help the homeless heare - it's bad enough that we have some nut out there trying to strap 'em to a rickshaw!

George

(Desperate to get rid of the book) Alright, I, I'll just take fifty. Do - do we have a deal?

Rebecca

Yeah, and here it is: You get your toilet book out of here, and I won't jump over this counter and punch you in the brain!