Jerry

George? What are you doin' here?

George

I can't sell the book. It's been marked.

Jerry

(Sarcasticly joking) It certainly has.

George

So, I'm gonna steal another one, and then return it. That way, everything is even.

Jerry

(Trying to straighten things out) You defile one book, steal another, ask for your money back - and to you that's even?