Jerry

(Trying to straighten things out) You defile one book, steal another, ask for your money back - and to you that's even?

George

I'm goin' in!

Manager

Did you want to speak with the manager?

Jerry

Yes. My Uncle Leo was cought shoplifing here the other day..

Manager

Yes, Uncle Leo. I remember him. I'm sorry, our policy is we prosecute all shoplifters.