Manager

Did you want to speak with the manager?

Jerry

Yes. My Uncle Leo was cought shoplifing here the other day..

Manager

Yes, Uncle Leo. I remember him. I'm sorry, our policy is we prosecute all shoplifters.

Jerry

(Pleading) Oh, come on. He's just a lonely old man. All old people steal.

Manager

That's right. That's why we stopped carrying batteries. Look, I'll be honest with you, we've had a lot of trouble with theft lately - and my boss says I have to make an example to someone.