Elaine

It is the forced socializing. I mean, just because we work in the same office, why do we have to act like we're friends?

Jerry

Why aren't you there now?

Elaine

I had to take a sick day. I'm so sick of these people. By the way, I talked to Lisi, and tomorrow night's good for her.

Jerry

You know, I shouldn't go out with a friend of yours. I foresee messiness.

Elaine

Yeah, you're better off sitting around here, reading comic books, and eating spaghetti at two in the morning..