Elaine

Mr. Peterman, um--

Peterman

We missed you at the get well party. Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum. It's benign, but--ooh--still a bastard. Oh, Elaine, can you keep a secret?

Elaine

No, sir, I can't.

Peterman

Inside that small college boy minifridge is my latest acquisition. A slice of cake from the wedding of King Edward VIII to Wallis Simpson, circa 1937, price--$29,000.

Jerry

Well Lisi, that was another-