George

So, uh are you sleeping with Peterman?

Elaine

No. He doesn't know I ate it. In fact, he almost caught me. I have to sneak back in and even it out.

George

You know, they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.

Elaine

Hey, so I talked to Lisi and she has got a big surprise for you. She's planning a weekend trip to Pennsylvania Dutch country.

Jerry

Pennsylvania Dutch country? Oh, that's the serious relationship weekend place.