Peterman

Elaine, I have a question for you. Is the item still...with you?

Elaine

Um...as far as I know.

Peterman

Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?

Elaine

Uh, I guess I hadn't--

Peterman

Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.