George

What happened to your voice?

Jerry

I was screamin' at hecklers all night. The last time I open for a rodeo.

George

Well, Jerry, I been thinkin'. I've gotten as far as I can go with George Costanza.

Jerry

Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?

George

The nickname. George. What is that? It's nothing. It's got no snap, no zip. I need a nickname that makes people light up.