Doorman

Oh, I get it. Why waste time making small talk with the doorman? I should just shut up and do my job, opening the door for you.

Jerry

How 'bout those Knicks?

Doorman

Oh, I see. On the sports page...

Jerry

Yeah.

Doorman

...What makes you think I wasn't reading the Wall Street page? Oh, I know, because I'm the uneducated doorman.