Jerry

Well, it's probably the most intelligent ape there is.

George

Yeah. So, how's Cindy the maid?

Jerry

Well, everything's goin' great except, basically, I'm payin' for sex.

George

Tell me about it. I went out with this girl last week. First I had to pay for dinner, then--

Jerry

No, George. She's coming over and not cleaning. It's like I'm seein' a prostitute.