George

Yeah. So, how's Cindy the maid?

Jerry

Well, everything's goin' great except, basically, I'm payin' for sex.

George

Tell me about it. I went out with this girl last week. First I had to pay for dinner, then--

Jerry

No, George. She's coming over and not cleaning. It's like I'm seein' a prostitute.

George

How much you pay this maid?