George

Tell me about it. I went out with this girl last week. First I had to pay for dinner, then--

Jerry

No, George. She's coming over and not cleaning. It's like I'm seein' a prostitute.

George

How much you pay this maid?

Jerry

40.

George

40? I'm payin' 60 to my maid. She doesn't do laundry and I'm gettin' nothin'. All right. Once she pinched my ass, but I don't know what that was.