The Puerto Rican Day Season 9, Episode 20

Elaine

Hey, I went to Tufts! That was my safety school! So don't talk to me about hardship.

Elaine

Boy, eh, can you believe this mess?

Jerry

Elaine, why did you have the cab come down the street?! We were almost out!

Lamar

So that was your girlfriend that blocked you in. That's real good.

Elaine

I'm not his girlfriend. Well, actually, we used to date, but not anymore.