The Puerto Rican Day Season 9, Episode 20

George

This thing can't hurt me, can it? I mean, it is a laser. What if it hits my eye?

Jerry

I don't know.

George

I can't be blind, Jerry The blind are courageous.

Kramer

You'll be fine as long as it doesn't hit you right in the pupil, 'Cause then the whole ball will go up like the Death Star. Tchoo! I gotta go find a bathroom.

Jerry

Hold it, George. Don't move. It's right between your eyes.