The Puerto Rican Day Season 9, Episode 20

Kramer

Oh. Delicious to meet you.

Woman

Did the broker send you over?

Kramer

Uh, yes, most likely, yes. I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with. (sniffing wall) Mmm. Mombassa, hmm?

Woman

The asking price is $1.5 million.

Kramer

Oh, I spend that much on after shave. Yes, I buy and sell men like myself every day. Now, I assume that there's a waterfall grotto?