Doorman

Help you?

Jerry

(jumps in surprise) Hoh! What're you doing here? You're supposed to be gone.

Doorman

I traded shifts with the night doorman. He had some personal affairs to attend to. You see, my fellow doorman and I watch out for each other. We don't stab each other in the back, like people in your world.

Jerry

(trying to ease the tension) Look, I don't want any trouble. I don't have a doorman in my building. I guess I'm just not used to talking to them. I'd really just like to be friends.

Doorman

You wanna be friends?