Doorman

It's not brain surgery. You open the door for people who live here. And, if they don't live here, don't let them in. (takes off his hat) Here. (putting it on Jerry's head) Wear that.

Jerry

Oh.

Jerry

(to the man in the elevator) Hey, hey. Wait a second. Hey! Hello!

Jerry

Hey, hey, wait a second. You live here?

Green

(indignant) Of course I live here. I've lived here for twenty years. Now, if you don't let me in, I'm going to call the police and have you arrested.