Jerry

... if this audit had happened to me and I didn't have this woman to help me I would have killed this man. I would have strangled the life out of him with my bare hands

Elaine

I don't blame ya'

Jerry

Have you ever been through an audit?

Elaine

No.

Jerry

It's hell. It's the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination. I would have killed this man. Torn him limb from limb, ripped the flesh right off his bones ...