The Pen Season 3, Episode 3

Jerry

It's not a speech. Do I have to make a speech?

Helen

Of course, they're giving a testimonial for your father. You could do your comic routines.

Jerry

(ironically) Oh yeah, that will go over real well with that crowd.

Elaine

(looking by the window) Ooh, you have a lake?

Jerry

The lake isn't real.