Helen

You shouldn't have said anything. What did you expect him to do? (the camera shows Elaine shaking her head at their dispute)

Jerry

He could have said: 'Thank you, I like it too' and put it back in his pocket.

Helen

He loves that pen.

Morty

Oh come on!

Helen

He talks about it all the time. Every time he takes it out he goes on and on about how it writes upside down, how the astronauts use it.