The Pen Season 3, Episode 3

Helen

Yes.

Morty

He's not gonna return the pen. That's ridiculous.

Jerry

Hey I don't even want the pen now!

Morty

Jack can afford to give away a pen with all his money. Believe me. He gives me a check for 19.45. He didn't have a Coke. Ho, ho, ho!

Elaine

Here, let me see it. (She takes a pad to try the pen) Hey, it writes upside down.