Jack

Listen, do you think I take everything everybody offers me? You offered me sponge cake yesterday. Did I take it?

Morty

You said you didn't want it!

Jack

Of course I wanted it! I love sponge cake!

Morty

Then who the hell said you couldn't have any? I mean what the hell do I care whether you have sponge cake?

Jack

Because I saw the look on your face last week when I took the scotch tape!