Jack

Being president of the condo is not easy. It requires hard work, dedication, and commitment, and unfortunately he possesses none of these qualities. (everyone laugh except Jerry, Helen, and Morty. Even Elaine who's still druggy)

Helen

(Morty complains again to Helen) He's joking.

Jack

His administration did excel in one department: the hiring of incompetents.

Morty

(to Jack, loud) That's what you say.

Jack

But we do owe him a debt of gratitude because by not fixing the crack in the sidewalk, he put Mrs Ziven out of commission for a few weeks. (Morty is now the only one not laughing)