Jerry

Well, thank you very much. I'm telling you, one more day stinkbreath!

Jerry

On my block, a lot of ah, people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?

George

So how long did you live there?

Elaine

About three years.

George

That's pretty long.