George

I have nothing to say to anybody. I'm so uninteresting. I think I'm out of conversation.

Jerry

So what are calling me six times a day?

George

All I know about is sports. That's it. No matter how depressed I get, I could always read the sports section.

Jerry

I could read the sports section if my hair was on fire.

George

Know what? Ponce De Leon is sold out.