Doorman

I had to use the bathroom, so I asked this guy to watch the door for a few minutes.

Payton

Why should I believe you?

Doorman

(indicating Elaine) Actually, it was her friend.

Payton

I was just speaking to the doorman here, about the couch robbery.

Elaine

Oh really? (skeptical) The doorman. And, pray tell, what did the doorman say?