Elaine

Oh really? (skeptical) The doorman. And, pray tell, what did the doorman say?

Payton

He said he asked a friend of yours to watch the door.

Elaine

(dismissive) Oh, my. Well, the doorman certainly has a wild imagination, doesn't he?

Doorman

Well... what do we have here? Perhaps Miss Benes could explain why a Jerry Seinfeld signed for this package (handing the package to Mrs. Payton) at the exact same time the couch was stolen.

Elaine

(in a rush) He never watched a door before, Mrs Payton, he didn't know how to do it. (pleading) You know, he's a comedian, Mrs Payton, they don't know how to do anything.