Kramer

Tryin' to save a quarter.

Jerry

I kinda like those sticks. I'd like to get them in my house.

Jerry

This woman's completely ignoring me.

Kramer

Look at her. This is a lonely woman looking for companionship.. ... Spinster. ... Maybe a virgin. ... Maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She was a schoolgirl. There was a boy It didn't work out. Now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. She needs a little Kramer.

Jerry

Eventually a little shot of penicillin