Doorman

Well... what do we have here? Perhaps Miss Benes could explain why a Jerry Seinfeld signed for this package (handing the package to Mrs. Payton) at the exact same time the couch was stolen.

Elaine

(in a rush) He never watched a door before, Mrs Payton, he didn't know how to do it. (pleading) You know, he's a comedian, Mrs Payton, they don't know how to do anything.

Elaine

(desperate) Don't you see what's going on here? He set us up. He's playing all these mindgames.

Jerry

You're saying I'm responsible for the couch?

Elaine

(worked up) There was nothing I could do. He said he had a Federal Express slip with your signature on it.