George

He purposely mispronounced my name. Instead of saying, 'Costanza' He'd say, 'Can't stand ja'. 'Can't stand ja' ... He made me smell my own gym socks once.

Jerry

I remember he made you wear a jock on your head for a whole class. And the straps were hangin' down by his ,...

George

OK, OK, I never even had him for gym.

Jerry

I had him for Hygene. Remember his teeth. It was like from an exhumed corpse.

George

Little baked beans