Elaine

(worked up) There was nothing I could do. He said he had a Federal Express slip with your signature on it.

Jerry

(livid) Diabolical. He thought of everything. He was setting me up from day one!

Elaine

Is it possible we were victims of a sting?

Jerry

I'm sure he's having a good laugh over this with his doorman buddies.

Doorman

No. I was just messing with his head.