Jerry

What's amazing to me about the library is it's a place where you go in you can take out any book you whant they just give it to you and say bring it back when you're done. It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everbody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend. And that's why everybody kinds of bullies the library. I'll bring it back on time ... I'll bring it back late. ... Oh, what are you going to do? Charge me a nickel?

Jerry

Oh, I'm glad you're here, so we can get this all straightened out. Would you like a cup of tea?

Bookman

You got any coffee?

Jerry

Coffee?

Bookman

Yeah. Coffee.