Bookman

I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life. She didn't have a private life. While you're thinking about that, think about this: The library closes at five o'clock, no exceptions. This is your final warning. Got that, kewpie-doll?

Elaine

Lippman want's to see me in his office SEE ME! That can't be good

Jerry

Maybe you're getting' a raise.

Elaine

Maybe I'm getting' a wedgie.

Elaine

What?