Elaine

Hayman The gym teacher? You found him?

George

Oh, I found him. He was sitting on the steps of the library. I sat down next to him. He smelled like the locker room after that game against Erasmus

Jerry

That was double overtime.

George

So I said, 'Mr. Hayman, It's me george Costanza, JFK, ... ' He doesn't move. So I said uh, 'Can't stand ya'', 'Can't stand ya'' He turns and smiles, the little baked bean teeth. I get up to run away, but something was holding me back. It was Heyman. He had my underwear. There I was on the steps of the 42nd St. library , a grown man, getting a wedgie.

Elaine

At least it wasn't atomic.