George

No, that's not enough BTUs for my living room...That was a complete waste of time.

Elaine

Hey, I didn't get one either.

Jerry

Why do I always have the feeling that everybody's doing something better than me on Saturday afternoons?

Elaine

This is what people do.

Jerry

No they don't. They're out on some big picnic. They're cooking burgers. They're making out on blankets. They're not at some mall in Jersey watching their friends trying to find the world's cheapest air-conditioner.