Jerry

Why do I always have the feeling that everybody's doing something better than me on Saturday afternoons?

Elaine

This is what people do.

Jerry

No they don't. They're out on some big picnic. They're cooking burgers. They're making out on blankets. They're not at some mall in Jersey watching their friends trying to find the world's cheapest air-conditioner.

George

You should see what my father used to go through before he bought a car. He'd go from state to state. He was away for weeks at a time. It was like he was running for President and he was going through the primaries. We'd get phone calls from motels in New Hampshire.

Elaine

So we took a little ride. What's the big deal?