Jerry

I really have to go to the bathroom.

Kramer

Why don't you go behind one of these cars? J

Kramer

(CONT'D) Why? Nobody's around.

Jerry

I'll wait.

Kramer

You know when you hold it in like that you can cause a lot of damage to your bladder. That's what happens to truck drivers. They hold it in all the time. Eventually it starts coming out involuntarily.