Elaine

It felt like a couple of levels.

Jerry

You should always carry a pad and pen.

George

I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.

Kramer

I have a pen.

Jerry

Where was the bathroom in this mall? There are six-hundred stores, I didn't see one bathroom. What is this, like a joke? They finished building the mall and they go, 'Oh my god, we forgot the bathrooms.'