Jerry
You should always carry a pad and pen.
George
I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.
Kramer
I have a pen.
Jerry
Where was the bathroom in this mall? There are six-hundred stores, I didn't see one bathroom. What is this, like a joke? They finished building the mall and they go, 'Oh my god, we forgot the bathrooms.'
Mother
(O.C.) Don't you dare talk to me like that! You hear me?