George

I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.

Kramer

I have a pen.

Jerry

Where was the bathroom in this mall? There are six-hundred stores, I didn't see one bathroom. What is this, like a joke? They finished building the mall and they go, 'Oh my god, we forgot the bathrooms.'

Mother

(O.C.) Don't you dare talk to me like that! You hear me?

Elaine

Look at that woman.